It should be called, MYCULT.COM....
honestly people, this is getting really old.
First off, this myspace shit has taken over my school. I've seen people call in sick to school, and just hang out in the library posting at myspace.com// This poor excuse for a personalized blogging website has people so hooked on it, that is all they do in a period of six hours that we attend school everyday.
One girl in my english class wrote her exploration paper on WHY MYSPACE IS SO ADDICTING. Another girl in my class said she only joined because she felt she was the only one that DIDN'T have a myspace account. Now she's addicted to it like crack cocaine. My friend carlton told me someone had over 5,000 myspace buddies......in all truth this could be achieved, but I hope for their sake it's only a lie.
Let's put it into perspective....what is myspace? More importantly what ISN'T It. it isn't an awesome space. It's a cluster fuck of hidden HTML, combined with silly quizzes and tests that your mycult friends take. Myspace also consists of the same ol' i'll add you, you add me feature, a gallery for your best photos.... (or some cases pictures that you've taken yourself with the worse possible camera), a search feature, a chance to add annoying pop music videos to your page, a mess of random interfacing that gives people a chance to use to their NON- artistic skill to clutter their myspace homepage with multiple colors completely opposite the color spectrum, 5-6 font additives, (more crack please?) and back grounds that make your foreground page impossible to read.
Did I mention that you use very little HTML? Most of it is done for you.....
the problem with myspace in irony is the amount of freedom one gets with their page. it gives people a chance to destroy the human eye, by viewing an account with Neon colors, and no structure what so ever. a myspace page really says a lot about the person that's created it. Some go to great lengths to put so much shit onto their page, that they have no more room to mention who they are.
I've had people ask me to join MYSPACE so they can talk to me. Uhm.... yea.... I have three email accounts, and three Instant messaging programs. People assume that if I don't have a myspace account, they're just too busy with their cult, to email me, or contact me any other way. That's fucking awesome
Myspace is a lot like high school. You have a whole mess of cults. The ones that use myspace to show off their modeling career, the ones that could care less who they meet, the ones that use MYSPACE as a booty call hotline, the ones that attempt to make myspace as much like a regular created website as possible, the newbies, the anti goverment, the cheeky chicks with too many friends, the elites that have some how hacked myspace HTML and created something slightly original, I could go on...
I won't go on... and no, I won't conclude with something good about my space.. because there isn't anything good.